not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

kobayashimarooned:

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

kobayashimarooned:

atleastimnotbrentspiner:

fiddle-castrato:

shesdonejim:

man like if you want friends in the star trek fandom all you have to do is say “hey i want friends in the star trek fandom” and you’ll get like a horde of 100+ trekkies finding you and befriending you it’s that easy

is this true? because i want star trek friends. i don’t have star trek friends.

hey guys do the thing

WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

I mostly post tng though

i am a loner in my world of star trek, BE MY FRIEND GUYS

NOBODY IN THE WORLD OF STAR TREK SHOULD EVER HAVE TO BE A LONER
COME TO MY ARMS or the collective arms of the rest of the fandom whatever is less creepy

HHuman contacttt

Indeed. Surely our glories shall be accepted by Kahless himself.

I’m tired of it. My new and main blog, again, is: anglophileBlogger.

plasticmonkeylegs:

ask-a-klingon:

georgeharrisonsbeard:

In Klingon, Beards = rolDu’

*rolmey

Surely -Du’ as beards are a body part (kinda)? They’re not living tissue but I’d think it would count.

(for my non Klingon speaking followers, the plural suffixes are -pu’, -Du’ and -mey. -pu’ is for people/language speaking beings, -Du’ for body parts, and -mey for inanimate objects.)

You are correct.

thank you for that.

georgeharrisonsbeard:

In Klingon, Beards = rolDu’

*rolmey

wat-r-u-doin-grace-stahp:

I literally just wrote this on my friends FB wall after an hour of searcching for good transaltors and generators

 

 

“Simply fufilling a promise :3
Armenian: Ծնունդդ շնորհավոր
Bengali: শুভ জন্মদিন
Croatian: Sretan rođendan
Dutch: Gelukkige Verjaardag
Estonian: Palju õnne sünnipäevaks
French: Joyeux Anniversaire
German: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag
Hindi: जन्मदिन मुबारक
Icelandic: Til hamingju með afmælið
… Korean: oppa birthday style
Latin: felix dies natalis
Macedoinian: среќен Роденден
Polish: z okazji urodzin
Russian: С Днем Рождения
Spanish: feliz cumpleaños
Swahili: furaha kuzaliwa
Thai: สุขสันต์วันเกิด
Vietnamese: Chúc mừng sinh nhật
Welsh: Pen-blwydd hapus
Klingon: Quch qoS
Elvish: Elerossë Arnatuilë

No matter the language, the message is still the same

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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PS. I used Google translate and a couple of dodgy generators so a lot of this may be wrong
I don’t speak any of these languages
I might have acidentally put ‘I screwed your dog on a plate of lettuce’
And we’ll never know”

http://ask-a-klingon.tumblr.com/post/31939819772/a-man-once-tried-to-raise-his-son-as-a-native-speaker

here’s an accurate Kllngon translation

lametalsiege:

Stovokor! Klingons can play metal and shred guitar.

goddess-of-the-underworld:

Will’yam Shex’pir

“taH pagh taHbe’!”

plasticmonkeylegs:

I woke Adam up by texting him Klingon numbers up to javmaHjav (66) one text at a time, then by counting up to javmaH aloud, then shouting fake numbers like javmaHPEANUTBUTTER to politely explain I was hungry, then wailing “qa’musha parmaqay” (I love you, romantic partner) repeatedly. Adam informed me that it’s too early for Klingon and I have to make my own breakfast :(

javmaHpeanutbutter is the highest number I can count to.

victorious-worf:

Worf the Destroyer

pfannkuchendammerung:

That cloud kind of looks like a Klingon Bird-of-Prey peeking up over the Barnes & Noble.

SShhhh there’s nothing there. Pay no attention to the cloud.

zombigirl:

So I was looking though the gallifreyan tag in tumblr and someone had an image with the caption “Old High Gallifreyan” and then a bunch of things (mostly names) written in it.
I didn’t have the heart to tell them that it was actually Klingon.

lol

fitness-goddess:

are you sure about that wikipedia

are you really sure about that

Yeah totally